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Jason Porplyzia

April 6, 2006 12:00 AM

What part of your game do you want to improve this year:
Have a more aggressive attack on body and ball.

Best game you’ve seen:
1997 AFL grand final

The player you have modelled yourself on most:
Darren Jarman

Proudest moment in football:
Being selected by Adelaide in pre-season draft.

Fitness tip:
Before entering the gym, leave your ego outside.

My partner on Dancing With The Stars would be:
Jessica Alba

If I performed on The Footy Show’s Screamers, I would sing:
You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling, Righteous Brothers

Dream destination on a holiday:
Hawaii

Funniest teammate and why:
Darren Pfeiffer – where do I start?

The last time I laughed till I cried was:
Watching Richard Douglas play golf

The best advice I’ve ever had was:
Never, never give up:

If only I could:
Be taller

My mates say I look like:
My brother

One day I plan to:
Retire on the Gold Coast

I’m always being reminded to:
Turn off the lights

Your first job:
Footballer

If I wasn’t a footballer I’d love to be:
At the moment I can’t imagine being anything else.

In 2026, I’ll be:
41

Favourite movie line:
That’s a nice photo, a nice little photo. (Chopper)

Favourite comedian:
Eddie Murphy

Favourite invention:
TV

Favourite author:
George Orwell