What part of your game do you want to improve this year:Post-goal celebrationsBest game you’ve seen:Collingwood v Brisbane, 2002 grand finalThe player you have modelled yourself on most:Mark StevensProudest moment in football:AFL debut in 1999Fitness tip:The air is cleaner up the frontMy partner on Dancing With The Stars would be:Jessica AlbaIf I performed on The Footy Show’s Screamers, I would sing:It’s Like That, Run DMC and Jason NevinsDream destination on a holiday:Wolf CreekFunniest teammate and why:Rhett Biglands – a 12-year-old in a 110kg bodyThe last time I laughed till I cried was:Watching Team AmericaThe best advice I’ve ever had was:If you are going to do something wrong, do it right.If only I could:Eat whatever I want, whenever I want.My mates say I look like:Brad PittOne day I plan to:Get a haircutI’m always being reminded to:ShowerYour first job:Worked at a gymIf I wasn’t a footballer I’d love to be:Travel guideIn 2026, I’ll be:45 years oldFavourite movie line:Take my jacket, I don’t need it cause I’m cloaked in failure – Jerry MaguireFavourite comedian:David BrentFavourite invention:MicrowaveFavourite author:Anthony Beevor/Max Walker