Fitness
Best game you’ve seen:
When James Hird kicked the winning goal after a tough week with the umpires early in the 2004 season.
The player you have modelled yourself on most:
My dad, Barry
Proudest moment in football:
Being drafted by the Adelaide Crows
Fitness tip:
Getting your mind right can help you exceed all physical capabilities you thought possible
My partner on Dancing With The Stars would be:
Humphrey B Bear
If I performed on The Footy Show’s Screamers, I would sing:
I Believe in a Thing Called Love – The Darkness
Dream destination on a holiday:
A deserted island with nothing but white sandy beaches
Funniest teammate and why:
Brad Sugars – same crazy sense of humour as me.
The last time I laughed till I cried was:
My mate walked into a glass door while trying to impress some ladies
The best advice I’ve ever had was:
Treat people as you want yourself to be treated
If only I could:
Find a girlfriend
My mates say I look like:
My mum
One day I plan to:
Play 200 games for the Crows
I’m always being reminded to:
Remember things
Your first job:
The manager of a lemonade store
If I wasn’t a footballer I’d love to be:
Hugh Hefner
In 2026, I’ll be:
39, playing football for Birdwood against Brett James, who will be 53.
Favourite movie line:
I feel the need – the need for speed. (Top Gun)
Favourite comedian:
Adam Sandler
Favourite invention:
Microwave/microwave food
Favourite author:
Whoever writes “Grug”
